Four jokes only for you !

Enjoy it. :))

Read these jokes and make a headline for one of them. This headline and letter

send to your teacher.

A. Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.

Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?

Student: No. I was standing on it.


A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."

The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"

The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."

The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"


Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a ten year old school boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.

Trump said I need one. I’m the smartest man in the USA and am needed to sort out the problems of the World!’, takes one and jumps.

Boris said ‘I’m needed to sort out Britain’. He takes one and jumps.

The Pope said ‘I need one as the world needs the Catholic Church.’ He takes one and jumps.

Angela said to the ten year old: "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only just starting."

The 10 year old replied: "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left, the smartest man in the USA took my school bag."


Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.

Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?

Joseph: The sign said, "SCHOOL AHEAD. GO SLOW!"

Just for reading to be informed about one interesting person:

nicholas winton

an extraordinary man

Sir Nicholas George Winton was born on 19 May 1909 in London. It would have been his 111 birthday.

He established an organisation to rescue children at risk from the Holocaust. He saved 669 Jewish children from Czechoslovakia bringing them by train to the UK. They would have been sent to Nazi concentration camps with their parents. He paid endless bribes to Gestapo agents, and covered the expenses of children whose parents had already been killed or forced into hiding. In the UK children were adopted by British families.

Winton was very humble man. He stayed quiet for 50 years, when in 1988 his wife found a dusty old scrapbook in their attic and told about it to BBC.

Nicholas was knighted in 2003 for services to humanity, and he was later awarded the highest honour of the Czech Republic - the Order of the White Lion. He died peacefully in his sleep in 2015, at 106 years old.

He never saw himself as a hero but it was the extraordinary act of bravery.